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Vincent Fortesque ([personal profile] justcrywolf) wrote in [personal profile] downplaying 2014-01-07 09:20 pm (UTC)

To: claudeberube@freepress.com
From: vincent@smartcom.lu

March 30th, 2011.

So. The UN has finally realised that ‘peacekeeping’ is a somewhat problematic endeavor when you’re simultaneously hoping to put your fat arse on the victory podium. Novel concept, that. I hope you’ve kept your promise, darling. Duékoué has been burning for hours, I hear, and no one cares whether or not some white, French fuckhead got himself bombed whilst scribbling about it. If you did, I want you to know that it’s a stupid fucking way to go. But a true journalist wouldn’t have it any other way, right?

This week, we’ve managed to secure a deal with the LSP. Who the fuck knew? They’ve decided that they need consultative advice for some of their younger party members and I can’t disagree, what with Monsieur Leon’s recent comment to the press. You haven’t read it, I guess. With rockets raining down from above, I know I’d be otherwise occupied. Here’s the quote, for your benefit:

“The war in West Africa’s Ivory Coast isn’t really – I mean, we’re already spending millions on development aid and come on, we’re a small country. We have our own – we need to take care of ourselves too, you know? But it's just like our government not to know when to draw a line in the sand. Enough's enough!”

Clap fucking clap. When the fucking neo-liberalists are more intent on sending aid than a left-wing party, you really have to scratch your head a bit.

- Vincent.

Ps. Write me. Now.

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