(( FIC : about your partner ))

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♥ What is their middle name?

He used to have one, that's all he's ever told me. For some reason, he's chosen to toss it. To the winds.

♥ Do they have siblings?

No.

♥ What are their parents' names?

Laura & Samuel Fortesque.

♥ What is their favourite food?

Paling in 't groen. Which is basically eel. In a herbal sauce. I promise that it's actually delicious.

♥ What is their favourite colour?

He doesn't have one, but in general he likes bright colours. Bright greens, blues and bright yellows - he's a walking Easter egg.

♥ Name one movie they love.

God knows why, but The Good Shephard.

♥ Name one movie they hate.

Honestly? Most movies. One could say Vincent's picky with his entertainment...

♥ Name one movie that could/would make them cry.

The truth is that movies don't make Vincent cry. People make Vincent cry.

♥ What is their favourite song?

I'm not sure. Something from the 80s would be my guess.

♥ What is their favourite musical performer/group?

Karlheinz Stockhausen.

♥ What is their favourite TV show?

And this is where Vincent isn't picky with his entertainment at all, so it'll have to be a tie between Project Runway and Paradise Hotel. There have been evenings when we had to record one, because they aired at the same time. Stupid thing, that TV.

♥ What is one thing you do that annoys them?

My stubbornness in general probably annoys him a whole lot.

♥ What is their most cherished memory?

That's too difficult, I'll have to give up beforehand. [A laugh.] No, I don't know, but I hope it involves me.

♥ Where is their favourite place?

I don't think he has one. Maybe Europe in the broadest sense.

♥ What is their biggest talent?

Are you asking me or are you asking him? [A laugh.] He has a talent of making everyone believe every single word that comes out of his mouth.

♥ What is their occupation?

Again, are you asking me or him? I'd say he's a spin doctor. Vincent would probably call it something else entirely.

♥ What is their favourite holiday?

Holidays are not something Vincent cares overly about.

♥ What is their favourite season?

I'm afraid that I have absolutely no idea. Does Vincent know what Vincent's favourite season is, that's the question.

♥ What is their biggest fear?

His fears are his own business. I may be a journalist, but I'm really not the kind of person to pry.

♥ What is their biggest dream?

Vincent is living his dream. As we speak.

♥ Who is their favourite celebrity?

For their sake, I hope he doesn't have one.

♥ Who is their favourite fictional character?

To have one, he'd need to read fiction. Vincent only reads non-fiction.

♥ What is their favourite romantic gesture?

Being as insanely romantic as he is, just me letting him lie with his head in my lap satisfies every of his romantic needs.

♥ What is their favourite sexual position?

Cocksucking is Vincent's thing, so he spends a lot of his time on his knees. And no one should say that isn't time well spent, least of all me.

♥ What is one thing they like about themselves?

His professionalism. Although sometimes you have to question both it and his own awareness of it.

♥ What is one thing they don't like about themselves?

There's nothing not to like about my man here. I'm pretty convinced Vincent feels the same way.

♥ What is their favourite number?

I'm afraid it's a redundant question, because it would really surprise me if Vincent actually had a favourite number. It's not the kind of thing he'd waste his time thinking about.

♥ Are they religious?

If Vincent could join the Secret Sect of Cock, he might consider becoming religious, but he isn't religious currently - not to my knowledge, at least.

♥ What is one of their pet peeves?

Wikipedia. God knows why. It's a gift to mankind.

♥ What is one thing they're self-conscious about?

I'll let that one stay his dirty little secret.

♥ What moment did they realise they loved you?

I -- honestly don't know. I'd think it was something that came in stages, instead of at one particular moment.

♥ What is their favourite way to relax?

The only way Vincent ever relaxes is by having sex. Which leaves me with quite the responsibility. [He laughs.]

♥ Do they like to dance?

Give the man enough alcohol, enough half-naked men, enough Pet Shop Boys and Vincent will dance your socks off. Probably on the tables.

♥ What is one thing they want to achieve in the next five years?

From what I gather, he'd really like to advance beyond his current position as publicity manager for Potos. Rise above, so to speak.

♥ What is one thing that makes them angry?

Vincent isn't the type to get angry. Despite being an arsehole, he's a quite pleasant person.

♥ What is one thing that makes them sad?

People thinking of his personality in sissy boy terms.

♥ What is one thing that makes them happy?

A really, really, really, really good fuck.

♥ What is one moral they believe in?

The means to the end. Always, for Vincent.

♥ What was their most significant illness/injury?

In general, Vincent doesn't like talking about illness and injury. It makes him queasy.

♥ What is one thing that makes them blush?

He tends to blush a pretty pink, when I grab his arse in public.