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No, it's fucking gone. Jesus.

Too bad. I was planning on blowing you as a welcome home present.

... thanks for that.

Some hard-ons are more welcome than others, right?

I'm biking home, darling.

Ouch. Enjoy.

Why did he feel you up anyway? What did you do, Vincent?

I don't fucking remember, okay? Bet he's making it up.

Oh.

Yeah. Anyway, why are you still up?

My apologies while I apply one of the trends I'm otherwise way too old for, but LOL. Love, have you fucked Potos?

Basic rule of radical constructivism: if you can't imagine it, it doesn't exist. Let's just go with that.

Which basically just comes down to: I might have. You might have. That's good enough for me.

I'm guessing it involved a ton of drugs and alcohol. Are you going to answer my question?

Porn.

No, seriously.

Shoot me. I've been watching Pretty Woman.

... oh my God.

What? Richard Gere is hot.

No, I mean. Why would you do that without me?

Sorry, darling, I hadn't imagined your cynical and sarcastic outlook on life would lend itself well to romantic movies.

But watching you watching it would be pretty interesting.

I'm a big sap. You already know that. It wouldn't reveal any other big secrets.

Hey, I'm a man of the moment.

Impulsive enough to fuck Potos? That's some... admirable impulsiveness.

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