(( la foule ))

[downplaying]

You've reached Claude Bérubé.

I'm currently not available.
Please leave a message
and I'll call you back as soon as possible.

If you're contacting me
regarding any kind of journalistic work,
you can also reach me via email:
claudeberube at freepress dot com.

Thank you.




[This is the post for IC contact with Claude.
Text, audio and action - everything goes.]

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audio;

[justcrywolf]

[Insert silence here.]

audio;

[downplaying]

Not that I need to remind you.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

Yeah. Anyway, break's over. See you later.

[END OF CALL YOU FUCKING TEASE.]

audio;

[downplaying]

[5 minutes later.]

Sorry.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

Like hell you are.

audio;

[downplaying]

I know you're at work. I shouldn't have. I'm sorry.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

Can't blame you, I guess. Sitting at home alone all day, no one around but Socrates and Plato...

audio;

[downplaying]

Yes. I am a lonely, old man. Does that make you happy?

audio;

[justcrywolf]

No.

audio;

[downplaying]

I know.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

Hm. Did you want something?

audio;

[downplaying]

Just to apologise.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

It's okay.

audio;

[downplaying]

I'll give you a blowjob when you get home. On my knees, so you know how sorry I am.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

[Have a sharp intake of breath here.]

... fuck.

audio;

[downplaying]

Don't forget cheese on your way home.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

Quite.

That's all?

audio;

[downplaying]

For now. Later, love.

audio;

[justcrywolf]

Sure.

[Call ended.]