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(( la foule ))

You've reached Claude Bérubé.

I'm currently not available.
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and I'll call you back as soon as possible.

If you're contacting me
regarding any kind of journalistic work,
you can also reach me via email:
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Thank you.

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I have a deadline I need to make. Exercise is secondary.

Shit, that's terrible. Anyway, I'm getting the cheese. And everything else, probably.

This is why I didn't mind registering my name next to yours on an official piece of paper.

I thought that was about sex.

The way to a man's cock is through his stomach.

The heart, darling. The heart.

Ah, is that how it goes?

Nah. Maybe for other people.

Did you call me just to ask me what's for dinner, Vincent?

Actually, I'm on a break.

And you were bored. I'm flattered.

Better be. You're my first choice of entertainment.

If you were home, I could entertain you better.

[Insert silence here.]

Not that I need to remind you.

Yeah. Anyway, break's over. See you later.

[END OF CALL YOU FUCKING TEASE.]

[5 minutes later.]

Sorry.

Like hell you are.

I know you're at work. I shouldn't have. I'm sorry.

Can't blame you, I guess. Sitting at home alone all day, no one around but Socrates and Plato...

Yes. I am a lonely, old man. Does that make you happy?

No.

I know.

Hm. Did you want something?

Just to apologise.

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